Metal Pens
If you had a nickel for every time you've needed to poke some dead thingy on the side of a highway at 1746 but had dinner plans at 1800 then you would have already had enough money to make that order. These bad boys are made of aluminum so you will never have to choose between the two again! Go ahead, roll that carcus over to see what it is then wipe it off on your pant legs on your way to Applebees with full confidence they are gonna withstand stabbing it in to your favorite flavor boneless wings and dunking them into your bowl of chunky blue cheese!
Ladies, got a busy life and always on the go? Dont let the fear of forgetting to pack that little rechargeble thing that cleverly disguises as lipstick on your purse any longer. Jam this bad boy between your phone and that wallet case its in, puts those phone calls on vibrate and melt that stress away. With its sturdy aluminum body and non toxic ink, you can tuck it back in your purse with full confidence your signature on your kids field trip permission slip you are on your way to sign will still be looking as great as you feel!
Own a business? Besides that insanely high fee you tacked on to the bill cause the customer was a pain in the ass, let them keep the pen after signing the invoice so they have something nice to remember you by!
Are you a grandparent thats always struggling to come up with gift ideas? With the plentiful selection of colors, you can get these made to match anyones style. You will be able to die peacefully knowing they have something nice to remeber you by as they are signing your death certificate. These things are not only sturdy, they are also refillable so they'll be around alot longer than you will!
Writing Device, Personal Protection Device, Makeshift 'Plan B' Device, Tire Deflator, Chew Toy for your favorite pet or special needs child.. if you can dream it, this pen can do it!
Not sure you are ready for the responsibilty that comes with the ownership of a pack of these? Start customizing yours today, cover shipping cost or meet in person and I'll give you one for FREE! Thats right.. FREE! Whats the catch you ask? Simple, their may (or may not) be a random 'festive' dick hiding somewhere in the engraving.
Only pens you'll ever want to use
You see the sample pics, these things sell themselves. With free custom design and no minimum order youll be the envy of all the people you come across when they see your sexy new pen!